Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
Chuck Norris is the only person to win an Olympic Gold Medal in swimming without ever getting wet.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Und am Wichtigsten:
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer!